Funny

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Funny prompts are ordinary impossibilities and small sacrifices. Never use social media again, or never watch TV and movies again. Free coffee for life, or free pizza for life. Be able to fly, or be invisible. The tone is light on purpose. The scoring is not. A room will still fail to land on one side, and that failure is the game.

These are not trivia, and they are not a test of humor. A prompt stays here while people actually disagree. If one side runs past 95 percent after enough votes, or if players report it, it is retired like any other prompt. The full rules are on How questions stay in the game.

Every prompt currently filed under funny is listed below. Today's five may include one of them, or none. The daily set is five prompts from the whole bank.

Every prompt in this category

• Would you rather Never use social media again or Never watch TV/movies again?
• Would you rather Always be 10 min early or Always be 10 min late?
• Would you rather Be able to fly or Be invisible?
• Would you rather Free coffee for life or Free pizza for life?
• Would you rather Only eat sweet food or Only eat savory food?
• Would you rather Always speak your mind or Always read minds?
• Would you rather Be famous on the internet or Be famous in real life?
• Would you rather Never lose your phone or Never lose your keys?
• Would you rather Have unlimited books or Have unlimited movies?
• Would you rather Be a cat person or Be a dog person?
• Would you rather Super strength or Super speed?
• Would you rather Eat only breakfast foods or Eat only dinner foods?
• Would you rather Always talk in movie quotes or Always talk in song lyrics?
• Would you rather Only shower in the morning or Only shower at night?
• Would you rather Wear socks with sandals forever or Wear crocs to every wedding?
• Would you rather Laugh at your own jokes only or Never laugh at your own jokes?
• Would you rather Have a laugh track follow you or Have a sad violin follow you?
• Would you rather Be stuck in a sitcom or Be stuck in a horror movie?
• Would you rather Only communicate in emojis or Only communicate in GIFs?
• Would you rather Have hair that changes color daily or Have hair that grows 1 inch overnight?
• Would you rather Always smell like fresh bread or Always smell like campfire?
• Would you rather Have to hop everywhere or Have to moonwalk everywhere?
• Would you rather Only eat pizza forever or Only eat sushi forever?
• Would you rather Only eat pizza forever or Only eat tacos forever?
• Would you rather Only eat pizza forever or Only eat burgers forever?
• Would you rather Only eat pizza forever or Only eat pasta forever?
• Would you rather Only eat pizza forever or Only eat ramen forever?
• Would you rather Only eat pizza forever or Only eat salad forever?
• Would you rather Only eat pizza forever or Only eat steak forever?
• Would you rather Only eat pizza forever or Only eat ice cream forever?
• Would you rather Only eat pizza forever or Only eat donuts forever?
• Would you rather Only eat sushi forever or Only eat tacos forever?
• Would you rather Only eat sushi forever or Only eat burgers forever?
• Would you rather Only eat sushi forever or Only eat pasta forever?
• Would you rather Only eat sushi forever or Only eat ramen forever?
• Would you rather Only eat sushi forever or Only eat salad forever?
• Would you rather Only eat sushi forever or Only eat steak forever?
• Would you rather Only eat sushi forever or Only eat ice cream forever?
• Would you rather Only eat sushi forever or Only eat donuts forever?
• Would you rather Only eat tacos forever or Only eat burgers forever?
• Would you rather Only eat tacos forever or Only eat pasta forever?
• Would you rather Only eat tacos forever or Only eat ramen forever?
• Would you rather Only eat tacos forever or Only eat salad forever?
• Would you rather Only eat tacos forever or Only eat steak forever?
• Would you rather Only eat tacos forever or Only eat ice cream forever?
• Would you rather Only eat tacos forever or Only eat donuts forever?
• Would you rather Only eat burgers forever or Only eat pasta forever?
• Would you rather Only eat burgers forever or Only eat ramen forever?
• Would you rather Only eat burgers forever or Only eat salad forever?
• Would you rather Only eat burgers forever or Only eat steak forever?
• Would you rather Only eat burgers forever or Only eat ice cream forever?
• Would you rather Only eat burgers forever or Only eat donuts forever?
• Would you rather Only eat pasta forever or Only eat ramen forever?
• Would you rather Only eat pasta forever or Only eat salad forever?
• Would you rather Only eat pasta forever or Only eat steak forever?
• Would you rather Only eat pasta forever or Only eat ice cream forever?
• Would you rather Only eat pasta forever or Only eat donuts forever?
• Would you rather Only eat ramen forever or Only eat salad forever?
• Would you rather Only eat ramen forever or Only eat steak forever?
• Would you rather Only eat ramen forever or Only eat ice cream forever?
• Would you rather Only eat ramen forever or Only eat donuts forever?
• Would you rather Only eat salad forever or Only eat steak forever?
• Would you rather Only eat salad forever or Only eat ice cream forever?
• Would you rather Only eat salad forever or Only eat donuts forever?
• Would you rather Only eat steak forever or Only eat ice cream forever?
• Would you rather Only eat steak forever or Only eat donuts forever?
• Would you rather Only eat ice cream forever or Only eat donuts forever?
• Would you rather Fly at will or Teleport at will?
• Would you rather Fly at will or Time travel?
• Would you rather Fly at will or Read minds?
• Would you rather Fly at will or Have super strength?
• Would you rather Fly at will or Have invisibility?
• Would you rather Fly at will or Have a healing touch?
• Would you rather Fly at will or Have night vision?
• Would you rather Fly at will or Breathe underwater?
• Would you rather Fly at will or Talk to animals?
• Would you rather Teleport at will or Time travel?
• Would you rather Teleport at will or Read minds?
• Would you rather Teleport at will or Have super strength?
• Would you rather Teleport at will or Have invisibility?
• Would you rather Teleport at will or Have a healing touch?
• Would you rather Teleport at will or Have night vision?
• Would you rather Teleport at will or Breathe underwater?
• Would you rather Teleport at will or Talk to animals?
• Would you rather Time travel or Read minds?
• Would you rather Time travel or Have super strength?
• Would you rather Time travel or Have invisibility?
• Would you rather Time travel or Have a healing touch?
• Would you rather Time travel or Have night vision?
• Would you rather Time travel or Breathe underwater?
• Would you rather Time travel or Talk to animals?
• Would you rather Read minds or Have super strength?
• Would you rather Read minds or Have invisibility?
• Would you rather Read minds or Have a healing touch?
• Would you rather Read minds or Have night vision?
• Would you rather Read minds or Breathe underwater?
• Would you rather Read minds or Talk to animals?
• Would you rather Have super strength or Have invisibility?
• Would you rather Have super strength or Have a healing touch?
• Would you rather Have super strength or Have night vision?
• Would you rather Have super strength or Breathe underwater?
• Would you rather Have super strength or Talk to animals?
• Would you rather Have invisibility or Have a healing touch?
• Would you rather Have invisibility or Have night vision?
• Would you rather Have invisibility or Breathe underwater?
• Would you rather Have invisibility or Talk to animals?
• Would you rather Have a healing touch or Have night vision?
• Would you rather Have a healing touch or Breathe underwater?
• Would you rather Have a healing touch or Talk to animals?
• Would you rather Have night vision or Breathe underwater?
• Would you rather Have night vision or Talk to animals?
• Would you rather Breathe underwater or Talk to animals?
• Would you rather Delete Instagram forever or Delete TikTok forever?
• Would you rather Delete Instagram forever or Delete YouTube forever?
• Would you rather Delete Instagram forever or Delete Twitter/X forever?
• Would you rather Delete Instagram forever or Delete Reddit forever?
• Would you rather Delete Instagram forever or Delete LinkedIn forever?
• Would you rather Delete Instagram forever or Delete Snapchat forever?
• Would you rather Delete Instagram forever or Delete Discord forever?
• Would you rather Delete TikTok forever or Delete YouTube forever?
• Would you rather Delete TikTok forever or Delete Twitter/X forever?
• Would you rather Delete TikTok forever or Delete Reddit forever?
• Would you rather Delete TikTok forever or Delete LinkedIn forever?
• Would you rather Delete TikTok forever or Delete Snapchat forever?
• Would you rather Delete TikTok forever or Delete Discord forever?
• Would you rather Delete YouTube forever or Delete Twitter/X forever?
• Would you rather Delete YouTube forever or Delete Reddit forever?
• Would you rather Delete YouTube forever or Delete LinkedIn forever?
• Would you rather Delete YouTube forever or Delete Snapchat forever?
• Would you rather Delete YouTube forever or Delete Discord forever?
• Would you rather Delete Twitter/X forever or Delete Reddit forever?
• Would you rather Delete Twitter/X forever or Delete LinkedIn forever?
• Would you rather Delete Twitter/X forever or Delete Snapchat forever?
• Would you rather Delete Twitter/X forever or Delete Discord forever?
• Would you rather Delete Reddit forever or Delete LinkedIn forever?
• Would you rather Delete Reddit forever or Delete Snapchat forever?
• Would you rather Delete Reddit forever or Delete Discord forever?
• Would you rather Delete LinkedIn forever or Delete Snapchat forever?
• Would you rather Delete LinkedIn forever or Delete Discord forever?
• Would you rather Delete Snapchat forever or Delete Discord forever?
• Would you rather Always wear sunglasses indoors or Always wear a hat outdoors?
• Would you rather Sing everything you say or Whisper everything you say?
• Would you rather Hands replaced with forks or Hands replaced with spatulas?
• Would you rather Only watch comedies or Only watch documentaries?
• Would you rather Permanent bedhead or Permanent helmet hair?
• Would you rather Fight one horse-sized duck or Fight 100 duck-sized horses?
• Would you rather Sneeze glitter forever or Hiccup bubbles forever?
• Would you rather Your thoughts play out loud or Your search history goes public?
• Would you rather Always have a rock in your shoe or Always have hair in your mouth?
• Would you rather Narrated by a nature documentary or Followed by a hype man?
• Would you rather Only speak in questions or Only speak in rhyme?
• Would you rather Sweat maple syrup or Cry orange juice?
• Would you rather Have flamingo legs or Have a giraffe neck?
• Would you rather Socks always slightly damp or Jeans always slightly tight?
• Would you rather Squeaky voice when nervous or Foghorn voice when nervous?
• Would you rather Dance through every doorway or Bow to every stranger?
• Would you rather Teeth glow in the dark or Eyes glow in the dark?
• Would you rather Cluck once per sentence or Ribbit once per sentence?
• Would you rather Everything tastes faintly of juice or Everything tastes faintly salty?
• Would you rather Wear a top hat every day or Wear swim goggles every day?
• Would you rather Laugh like a robot or Laugh like a cartoon villain?
• Would you rather Theme song plays when you enter or Applause plays when you leave?
• Would you rather Hear what ants are saying or Hear what pigeons are saying?
• Would you rather Hands always smell like bread or Hands always smell like garlic?
• Would you rather Elevator music follows you or Drum roll before you speak?
• Would you rather Oven mitts instead of hands or Flip-flops instead of shoes?
• Would you rather Phone shouts when you lie or Phone buzzes when you are wrong?
• Would you rather Every chair you sit on wobbles or Every door you open sticks?
• Would you rather Shed your skin once a year or Moult feathers once a year?
• Would you rather Live in a circus tent or Live in a school bus?
• Would you rather Strangers think you are famous or Strangers forget you instantly?
• Would you rather Slurp every drink loudly or Lick your plate every meal?
• Would you rather Always slightly too cold or Always slightly too warm?
• Would you rather Never miss a trash can shot or Never lose rock-paper-scissors?
• Would you rather Shrink an inch each birthday or Grow an inch each birthday?
• Would you rather Only watch ads, never shows or Only watch shows on mute?
• Would you rather Bark when startled or Hiss when annoyed?
• Would you rather Loo roll always stuck to shoe or Spinach always in your teeth?
• Would you rather Have tiny T-rex arms or Have an elephant trunk?
• Would you rather Sleep-talk in fluent French or Sleepwalk to the fridge nightly?
• Would you rather Air guitar uncontrollably or Drum on every surface?
• Would you rather Cry whenever onions are mentioned or Giggle at every serious moment?
• Would you rather Sing opera in every shower or Rap your grocery list aloud?
• Would you rather Everything you cook burns or Everything you cook is cold?
• Would you rather Shoes squeak on every floor or Keys jingle with every step?
• Would you rather Hair permanently windblown or Hair permanently slightly wet?
• Would you rather Only ever sit cross-legged or Only ever eat standing up?
• Would you rather Overreact to absolutely everything or React to absolutely nothing?
• Would you rather Breathe underwater but cannot swim or Fly slowly but fear heights?
• Would you rather Free food but always lukewarm or Paid food but always perfect?
• Would you rather Wear a wizard robe everywhere or Wear a superhero cape everywhere?
• Would you rather Speak fluent baby talk only or Speak fluent pirate only?
• Would you rather Sound effects for every movement or Subtitles float above your head?
• Would you rather Confetti falls when you sneeze or Fog rolls in when you sigh?
• Would you rather Always win at board games or Always lose but have fun?
• Would you rather Skip instead of walk forever or Tiptoe instead of walk forever?
• Would you rather Your shadow waves at people or Your reflection winks at you?
• Would you rather Taste colours or Hear smells?
• Would you rather Burp bubbles like a fish or Whistle instead of coughing?
• Would you rather Wardrobe of one outfit forever or New random outfit every day?
• Would you rather Always spill on white shirts or Always sit on wet benches?
• Would you rather Autocorrect ruins every text or Voice notes send unfinished?
• Would you rather Sing your side of every call or Whisper your side of every call?
• Would you rather Pockets always full of sand or Shoes always full of crumbs?
• Would you rather Your GPS speaks only in riddles or Your clock is always five off?
• Would you rather Every photo of you is blurry or Every video of you is sideways?
• Would you rather Sneeze in slow motion or Yawn at triple speed?
• Would you rather Your voice echoes indoors or Your steps sound like coconuts?
• Would you rather Always have one wet sleeve or Always have one untied shoe?
• Would you rather Pigeons follow you everywhere or Butterflies land on you always?
• Would you rather Everything you say rhymes at night or Everything you write is in caps?
• Would you rather Your fridge reviews your snacks or Your mirror rates your outfit?
• Would you rather Grow a full beard overnight or Change eye colour hourly?
• Would you rather Trip on every third step or Sneeze on every third breath?
• Would you rather Only able to whisper outdoors or Only able to shout indoors?
• Would you rather Your plants judge you silently or Your shoes squeak your mood?
• Would you rather Hiccup the alphabet in order or Sneeze in perfect musical notes?
• Would you rather Followed by a tiny rain cloud or Followed by a small brass band?
• Would you rather Everything you touch beeps or Everything you sit on sighs?
• Would you rather Answer only in animal noises or Answer only in weather reports?
• Would you rather Your hair grows toward sound or Your ears wiggle when you lie?
• Would you rather Always land on the wrong foot or Always sit on the wrong chair?
• Would you rather Your laugh sounds like a horn or Your sneeze sounds like a bell?
• Would you rather A cape that never lies flat or Boots that always thud loudly?
• Would you rather Every drink you hold fizzes over or Every plate you hold spins?
• Would you rather Attract every stray cat nearby or Attract every lost balloon?
• Would you rather Grow tomatoes in your pockets or Sprout daisies in your hair?
• Would you rather Always mistaken for a chef or Always mistaken for a pilot?
• Would you rather Whistle when you are nervous or Hum when you are lying?
• Would you rather Doors always open the wrong way or Lids always slightly too tight?
• Would you rather Your name is impossible to spell or Your face is impossible to place?
• Would you rather Be exactly average at everything or Be terrible at one famous thing?
• Would you rather Compliment everyone loudly or Insult everyone very quietly?
• Would you rather An umbrella that works indoors or Sunglasses that work at night?
• Would you rather Sound like a kazoo when excited or Sound like a kettle when angry?
• Would you rather Every hat you wear is too big or Every chair you use is too tall?
• Would you rather Blink in slow motion or Nod at double speed?
• Would you rather Sing harmony to every siren or Clap along to every engine?
• Would you rather All your pens run out instantly or All your batteries die early?
• Would you rather Be haunted by a shy ghost or Be adopted by a smug cat?

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